sidewalksk8er

hey,anyone whod read it..
happy eid
happy new year
merry christmas

and i support

it took place last wednesday.
we had a practical oral histology exam..
so there were benches,and on each side of it,3 slides are placed.
each of us was supposed check the slide in 1.5 minutes,then the doctor goes: "shift" and we would just scope to the proceeding and so on.
i dont know why,i dont know how...but in the last 3 or 4 slide checking,the doctor decided to raise his voice,and go like:"SHAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIFT"
i couldnt hold the laugh in,i hardly looked at him,then...with two opposite benches.
so my friend karim'karim-omran.deviantart.com/' was on the other bench,he couldnt hold it in either..
so with the next "SHAAAIIIIIIIIFT"...i was hysterically laughing,and i almost missed the 1.5 minutes for identifying the slide..

ye should here that "SHAAAAAIIIIIIFT" for yerself..
and he aint just saying it out loud,he alters to this facial expression that seems like he is a parade conductor in rehearsal time.

i have no idea why do i always remember the very incidents that took place when amr zaki was there,i guess he is a laugh-catalyst.
this randominess took place in heliopolis club.
i started skating long before he did,probably the first to skate in that club.took the lead from there to help others who are fascinated by the sport but didnt get any kind of motivation.

so we were skating there,me, hazem, amr zaki and some others, we skate in a long corridor which connects the social portion of the club to the track,or football field.
skating there, we get to see all those who go jogging, from kids to 101 year olds'.
while we chilled, there comes up a little boy with a motor scooter, colour pink!. me and amr were playing a game of skate..then when he sees the kids he points at him, and as loud as he could : PIMP MOBILE!..
i cracked, then when i woke up from the coma, he went: if you wanna hook up chicks, please buy the pimpmobile!
the little kid had this look on his face ...
he just kept still for a minute, watching amr skating..then amr stops skating, looks at the kid back, looked at me and: hahahaha,malo dah? ya 7abibi...
translation: whats with the kid? hey..you there?
the kid then did the penguin jump then went like: ana 3andi wenta ma3andakhsiiiii!
translation: i have one...but you dont!

....if ye are an egyptian, yell really find it amusing,atleast more than foreigners would..

i never listen to head phones with more than half the volume. no one really hears anything if i tuned the volume to the least,which entails my better hearing sensitivity..
we were on our way from the supermarket to a near by cafe,to meet some friends.my friend ramy was with me along that short ,randomly oriented,distance. so he was eating jersey;a chocolate bar with coconut filling,and he turned to me and
said: chocolatet jersey di betwega3li senani fa7t.
translation: jersey bars really hurt my teeth.
i replied: eih?????shahr etnein malo?
translation:what???what did ye say about february?

ramy just starred at me,whilst i was waiting for explanation,
he abruptly went:shahr etneein???
translation:february?

it doesnt seem to give me the same laugh after reading it.
but its then justified,one friend of ours,motaz, his stomache started aching and crying out of laughter when i told him about it.
he also recommended i should get my ears checked??and i aint the one who is slowly distorting my sense of hearing..

i doubt if such word even exists.
those are series of random, humor scented, incidents that took place in the last couple of years.with no particular order except for those ill recall before the others...


randominessisa one: two friends of mine,were skating in marina-(if yeve been to egypt,its an important landmark,forget about the pyramids..this is modern)-, amr bebars and amr zaki. whilst they were chilling, a kid comes out of nowhere,lliterally nowhere..he pops out and points at a. zaki and exclaimed with great enthusiasm: "kaptin kaptin,enta 3amel sha3rak zay malek el bobbb!!!"
translation: hey, yer hair style resembles that of king of popppp!!!
amr bebars inquired: meen malek el bobbb dah?
translation:who's the king of pop?
kid: bob marley tab3an!!
no need to translate that,bob marley is the king of pop..(???)

a. zaki puts the headphones down,eyebrow up,one down: eiiih?
the kid repeats the same phrase.
a.zaki puts the headphones,continues to skate.

disclaimer: cant really put humor in a couple of sentences,wont have the same effect unless one was there...just imagine it  on a friend whos hair is slightly curled and short,just above the eye, length..